How to Greet a Horse

Today I am going to provide you with some important information about how to greet a horse.  You may not think that you will ever need to know how to greet a horse.  But what if the zombie apocolapse comes and you need to get away, but there aren't any cars nearby?  Maybe the machines have all been destroyed and the only thing you can ride is a horse.  Then what?  Then you will thank me.

When my cousin got a horse named Ben, my Dad taught me how I should greet Ben the Horse.  Here is how my Dad taught me to greet Ben.  My Dad said, "Go to Ben and look him directly in the eyes and say, 'Hello Ben.  My name is T., and I love you.'" 

If you follow my Dad's advice, then the horse will know who you are and might even like you, especially if you look the horse in the eye.  It worked for me.  See...here is a photo of me riding Ben, without a saddle no less!  And it all began with a good introduction.

Me and Ben the Horse